外国笑话~我去逛街

外国笑话~我去逛街

英文原版 I am going to shop

“cash , check or charge ?” I ask after folding items the woman wished to purchase . as fumbled for her wallet I noticed a control for a television set in her purse .

“do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked .

“no ,” she replied . “but my husband refused to come shopping with me , so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

译文/柏毓 我去逛街( 文章阅读网：www.sanwen.net )

在商场里，服务员把女士想要购买的东西包好之后，向她微笑着问：“支付现金、支票还是信用卡？”

女士立刻急忙答：“信用卡”，并手伸进兜子里摸索着她的钱包，折腾了半天没找着信用卡，干脆把兜里东西都倒在服务台上，让服务员也帮女士找。

服务员注意到电视机遥控器也装在她兜子里。

好奇的服务员就问女士“你总是把你的电视遥控器也装在兜子里吗?”。

女士很镇静自若地说：“不是的,”她双眼往上一挑很解恨地样子答：“但是我的丈夫每次拒绝跟我一起购物,我不由自主联想这台电视遥控器是最邪恶的事使他敢违，我就带它陪我逛街。”