外国笑话~~~糟糕的关系

外国笑话~~~糟糕的关系

英文原版

bad relationships

Two women were shopping . when they stared to discuss their home lives , one said , “seems like all Alfred and do anymore is fight . I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.”

“why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.

“Oh! Not yet.” The first replied , “I’d” like to lose at least another fifty pounds first.”( 文章阅读网：www.sanwen.net )

译文/柏毓

糟糕的关系

两个女人在购物。当她们开始谈论家庭生活琐事时，一位说,“看起来阿尔弗雷德和我经常吵架。我很沮丧，以至于我已经减掉了20镑的体重。”

她的另一位朋友问道：“如此悲惨，你为什么还想不离开他呢?”。

这位女士马上摇摇头咧巴着嘴答道：“哦，还没有。”紧接着深思熟虑胸有成竹地说：“我再想先减掉至少五十磅才考虑跟他离婚的事。”

（笑一笑，十年少。愁一愁，白了头。乐读笑话，消愁行乐。）