外国幽默商户~竞争

外国幽默商户~竞争

英文原版

competition

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right , and announced its arrival with a even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES .

The shopkeeper was panicked , until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop –it read,,, Main entrance .( 文章阅读网：www.sanwen.net )

译文/柏毓

竞争

店主感到沮丧，当隔壁左边新的另一个商户树起很大的牌子，上面写着《最好的商务交易》，昭示拉客户，每天隔壁人来人往，很眼馋。

这家店主，感觉到，自从有了隔壁商户，生意衰退，而心里十分恼火。从而，他把隔壁竞争对手招牌右边也树起比它大的牌子，读《最低价格》招牌宣示更奇迹。

隔壁商户发现有了这样牌子，客户日渐减少，惊慌失措，绞尽脑筋想一些对策，直到他有了一个主意，他把最大的标志放在自己的店门口~念《主商入口》。

编者按：竞争不是恼火，而是脑筋！Competition is not angry, but the brain!