史上骂人最狠毒的话
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史上骂人最狠毒的话春天的花开了,是你的笑容;夏天的太阳火了,是你的热情;秋天的果实熟了,是你的收成;嘿嘿!小狗熊,这样你就可以安心的冬眠了!
悟空,你擦玻璃;沙僧,你拖地吧;八戒,师傅很了解你的处境,经过再三的考虑,决定给你一个表现的机会——你看完这条短信以后,火速去打扫女生厕所
虽然你满眼渴望的紧跟着我,虽然我也不想拒绝你,但,我还是不得不说:小狗狗,别跟着我了,我手里真的只是一个白萝卜,而不是加长版的肉包子!
在这个月圆夜,嫦娥对我说:她准备要下去找你,给你做美容,让你恢复原来的美丽!你准备好了吗?猪,别看短信了,问你话呢!
注意:站在镜子面前,手轻托下巴,左眼连眨三次,右眼连眨三次,然后面带微笑眼睛不停的眨呀眨,你就会隐约看到一个傻瓜正对镜子抛媚眼!
1、宋祖德名号( 散文阅读:www.sanwen.net )
送祖德、送终、宋王八、宋疯狗、宋孬种、自称要净化娱乐圈而自立牌坊的妓-女、露淫痞外加长嘴泼妇、宋猪头、鸟人、宋大嘴、宋缺德、宋死猪、假证贩子、人渣......
2、以长相结合动物出发
你的智力从你脸上就可以看出,不如王八。
宋祖德是一只疯狗吧?怎么还不打狂犬疫苗呀!
瞧你自己长那草性,要我长成你那样早**了,你还舔着大脸满世界显!世界卫生组织官方网站上的新闻说,最近禽流感病毒已经变异,逐渐演变成宋祖德犬毒,其毒性无比,不可救药。世卫组织建议:凡发现有大呲牙者必须立即远离,通知警方,立即扑杀!
3、忠告祝福励志型
祝你身体健康,要没了你,我就没这好地方骂人了。
支持宋!支持宋他上西天!
什么都不缺,就是缺德
人长得丑点不要紧,不要到处找抽
经领导研究决定,授予宋祖德同志“他骂的”特别大奖!鼓掌。
我佩服你的勇气,但找不到你的骨气,我欣赏你的犀利,但看不上你的小气,你的年龄真的像18岁。
你这逼样的还活着哪,我们死啥呀,——抑郁症患者
4、展望未来型
宋孬种就只会找软柿子捏,没种骂贪官,骂地产商!世界上最假最虚伪的就是政治人物,你不是向来就以“打-倒虚伪”自居吗?广东腐-败那么多,宋祖德你有种就骂广东省委书记,敢吗?广东治安那么差 ,宋祖德你有种就骂广东公安厅,敢吗?房价那么高地产商赚那么多钱 ,宋祖德你有种就骂任自强,你敢吗?住房公积金发放那么少,宋祖德你有种就骂建设部,你敢吗?孬种!
本来就出名,骂的人多了,自然就更出名了……你选李宇春骂将有300万的人骂你;你选姚明骂将有1.5亿的人骂你;如果你选X总理,那将有13亿的人骂你……那你将就更出名了,就看你敢不敢了?
宋猪德要是咬咬中国政界的"名人",该有多热闹?可惜他最多就敢和搞收发的大爷练练!
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.