东北人骂人的话

2014-02-24

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东北人骂人的话你瞅你能耐那个B样

小佛啊 说你长得挺有创意 活着是你的勇气

丑不是你的本意 是上帝发了脾气

说如果小佛你个B养要不活下去 谁来衬托世界的美丽

瞅瞅你活着浪费空气 死了浪费土地

撅B都浪费人民币 你还吹你妈了个B( 散文阅读:www.sanwen.net )

说你不打扮比鬼难看 你一打扮鬼都瘫痪

半夜上坟圈尿尿把鬼都吓死了 你还跟我美你妈了个B 我***

我说你到路灯亮起来的时候 你为什么往底下凑热闹啦

你是为了跟那个秃鹿蛾子亲嘴吗 我***

你个B养每天早上7点一从网吧出来跟人说

嗯 我下鸡了 你下鸡还不如下蛋 蛋孵鸡 鸡下蛋

反复的生鸡下蛋 最后那个鸡毛是不就是你呀 我***

你长那么恶心 我***地 来回沈阳坐公交车都没有一块钱

你个B养 上车跟人 牙一支脖一缩 你楞说你叫刘罗锅 我***

你像傻B 拿你那破B学习证给你看来看去 告诉人

大哥我厂子的 人说你是哪个厂的

你告人家你火葬厂的干-你妈了个B

你不是太平房强□女尸体那个吧 我***

你要再跟我搁这吹牛B 我就给你妈拽到北陵后山

大劈跨 小劈□ 老汉推车倒挂蜡

前背包 后背包 鬼子扛枪耍大刀

说我玩你妈还有个绝招 就是隔着裤裆往里插

我一皮揣子堆你妈B里子宫都给她吸出来得你妈臭B的了

我*** 你长那么恶心 我***地

你好像精灵耳朵 肿眼疱 三皱鼻子带酒糟

残疾胳膊挡勒腿 还长了一个吃屎嘴

挺大裤裆背个筐 远瞅好像傻老张 一天到晚可背了 东北话骂人越毒越好

阑子还叫人给踢碎了 那你还上来窜你妈了个B 我***

你长那么恶心 你长那个B样好像一头乱发 两条短腿儿

你MB 浑身上下一身褶(卷舌)儿,长得跟个沙(卷舌)皮狗似的,就这你还JB跟我嘚瑟,拿着你MB,土豆搬家滚球子(卷舌)吧

我出来混的时候,你还在你爸档里打吊吊呢

哎呀老虎不发威你拿我当holle kitty是不是?

小驴不说话你拿我当snoop啊?

天晴了雨停了你又觉得你行了

人间大道你说你怎么咋就不去走呢?

五员人民币就是说你这种没实力

拿着别人的作品硬说是自己的创意

别再欺骗自己那不是你的实力

也许你自己的无能使你这么没有自信

只会偷别人的抄袭那没有任何意义

你从小缺盖长大缺爱腰系麻绳头顶锅盖

还说你是中国说唱界的东方不败

你长的挺有创意活得挺有勇气

丑不是你的本意是上帝发的脾气

你活着浪费空气死了浪费土地

掘b的浪费人民币

如果没有你的存在怎么能衬托世界的美丽

如果没有你的存在怎么能衬托lm的美丽

你靠山山倒靠河河干看鸡鸡死看狗狗翻

还要杨起hip-hop的一片风帆

你还整个你的名字叫做旷云你不如叫做矿井

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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词

1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.