关于骂老师的话
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关于骂老师的话汝彼娘之大去老妪, 你 他 妈 的死老师
若非吾之留去操之在汝 要不是我的分数决定在你手里
今日言吾之阖眼小憩, 今天念我上课打瞌睡
定当顶不少于两三句。 一定顶撞你不少于两三句
愤也,小憩者,非止吾也, 不爽!打瞌睡的又不只有我,
何也点而言之? 为何只念我一人?( 散文阅读:www.sanwen.net )
况乎余尚未失神,其冤枉也。 况且我还没有完全睡著,真是冤枉!
汝有何能? 你有什么才能?
若真有能, 要是你真有能耐,
何也伏于案上之学子者多于半者? 为何趴在桌上睡觉的学生超过一半?
厌汝者十者多有六, 讨厌你的学生十个个里有六个,
汝良乎? 你教的好吗?
其数可见也。 从这些睡觉的人数就知道了
前事不咎, 之前的事我就不和你计较了,
今日之事则可恶也, 但就今天的事来说你真的很可恶
而令吾所气愤。 让我真的很生气!
母之,诚彼娘之非悦 妈的,真TMD不爽
语文老师一回头、鲁迅甘为孺子牛
数学老师一回头、六元六次都能求
英语老师一回头、满口洋文跑全球
物理老师一回头、一根杠杆撬地球
化学老师一回头、二氧化碳变汽油
劳动老师一回头、破铜烂铁来走秀
体育老师一回头、黛玉也能踢足球
政治老师一回头、全班同学都梦游
美术老师一回头、蒙娜丽莎也风流
学校上课好无聊
同学通通都坐好
老师进来班长叫
起立敬礼老师好
老师老师抄抄抄
拿起粉笔开始教
老师是在教实小
机机掰掰有够吵
害我睡觉睡不著
张杨老师靠靠靠
以为自己屁股小
其实大得不的了
上课屁股一直摇
台下同学一直笑
无聊无聊好无聊
撑了好久下课到
老师坐下继续教
下巴马上往下掉
同学通通都跑掉
全部通通记警告
同学个个都骂靠
准备手机开始叫
学长学姊都来到
打到老师唉唉叫
隔天事情登上报
老师以後不用教
牢饭让你吃到饱
學校上課好無聊
同學通通都坐好
老師進來班長叫
起立敬禮老師好
老師老師抄抄抄
拿起粉筆開始教
老師是在教实小
機機掰掰有夠吵
害我睡覺睡不著
张杨老師靠靠靠
以為自己屁股小
其實大得不的了
上課屁股一直搖
台下同學一直笑
無聊無聊好無聊
撐了好久下課到
老師坐下繼續教
下巴馬上往下掉
同學通通都跑掉
全部通通記警告
同學個個都罵靠
準備手機開始叫
學長學姊都來到
打到老師唉唉叫
隔天事情登上報
老師以後不用教
牢飯讓你吃到飽
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.