小孩子说的话
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小孩子说的话其实。世界上，就根本没有真假话的区分，小孩子是天真活泼的，不像大人那样有那么多的思考，他们说得必然是对的，但是小孩子的视野思维是很渺小的，对一些事物的理解也不一样。比如：明明这个问题是答案是A，孩子却说B对，这时候，应该去问他为
新学期大家都许了个愿望。甲：我愿意每门功课都考100分!乙：我愿意每次考试都能拿满分!丙：我愿意每次考试都和他俩挨着坐。
妈妈，人真是从猴子变来的吗?是的，宝贝。”哦，怪不得现在猴子越来越少，人越来越多。
邻居阿姨生了个小妹妹，母亲问明明想不想要个小妹妹。明明说：妹妹有啥好玩的。妈妈，你给我生只小狗吧，要白颜色的。
小明：爸爸，为什么皇帝要自称是天子?爸爸：因为皇帝自认为是天的儿子嘛。小明：那你是奶奶的儿子，为什么你不叫自己奶子?
一个来做客的夫人非常奇怪她的小侄子为什么那么规矩。“你真乖。”她说：“你为什么这么听话呢?”什么，也许他说的也很有道理，不是么?( 散文阅读：www.sanwen.net )
小孩子的话是那么的有意思
晚上带着女儿去看花灯，一直抱着她，我累得很，便放下让她自己走。
人很多，女儿挤在人群中，突然不高兴地大叫：“妈妈我要看花灯，我不要看屁股!”
牧师的女儿在楼上睡觉，哭了，牧师上楼问她为何哭。
爸爸，我怕。
不怕，小宝贝。上帝和你在一起。
爸爸，你来跟上帝在一起吧，我下去跟妈妈在一起，好不好?
想带小侄女去教堂，于是便问她：“你妈妈信佛还是信耶稣?”小侄女愣了一下，说：“我妈妈姓叶。”
外婆跟女儿开玩笑：“爸爸妈妈吵架的时候，你站在哪一边呀?”
女儿歪着头，眨巴着眼睛，回忆了一下才告诉外婆：“站在床边。”
园园：我把弟弟喊老弟
妈妈：哦，那弟弟怎么称呼你呢?
园园：弟弟把我喊老姐，把苗哥喊老哥，把他妈喊老妈，把他爸喊老爸，把婆婆喊老婆……
妈妈：……
哥哥：为什么?
弟弟：我那支铅笔一点都不好，总是写出许多错别字。
7、爸爸和女儿在看电视，忽然插播一条广告，演了五分钟还没完，而且一直重复，只见女儿一边按下“静音”键，一边说：“你说不出话了吧?憋死你!!”
8、带小外甥去拜神，我在焚香，老爹在点蜡烛，外甥一看点蜡烛马上对着神像大唱：“祝你生日快乐!祝你生日快乐!”
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天，最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天，我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走，这不是静止火车里，与相邻列车交错时，仿佛自己在前进的错觉，而是我们真实的在成长，在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离，这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人，充满变数，我于是后退一步，静静的看着，直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生，而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，应该一直留有一个地方，独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么，不知道是谁，不知道如何去爱，也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情，也许永远都没有人。可是，这种等待，就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我们才发现，它一直都是很轻，很轻的。我们以为爱的很深，很深，来日岁月，会让你知道，它不过很浅，很浅。最深和最重的爱，必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果没有感性，就要理性;如果没有理性，就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.