形容倒霉的话
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形容倒霉的话一日心烦意乱 只因没钱吃饭 腹内饥肠三响 心中感慨万千
想我风华当年 也是踌躇志满 厂里三千职工 顶数我最能干
车间技术熟练 精通车钳铆焊 工作业绩突出 咱是劳动模范
天有不测风云 无情风水乱转 一次突发事故 右手不幸致残
右手吃饭本钱 如今手指余三 不是天生左撇 惟有勤学苦练
不认生来命贱 求生不怕艰险 功夫不负苦心 左手也能吃饭( 文章阅读网：www.sanwen.net )
刚想埋头苦干 屋漏又逢雨天 企业又要改制 裁员下岗一千
我虽手有疾残 但我业务顶尖 无奈厂长不理 摆手让我滚蛋
眼看人生过半 青春年华不见 赔了半生吆喝 落得颗粒没赚
找到厂长说理 补偿只有百三 不服你就上告 回来你更玩完
也有同病相怜 同赴市府请愿 强忍心热口渴 头顶烈日喊冤
市府出人接见 态度和蔼亲善 告知回去等信 一等就是月半
再拉同党俩半 二度静坐论战 今天我就不走 看你还能咋办
没见公仆善面 来俩彪形大汉 你再赖着不走 我就要你好看
上访事倍功半 内部闹开意见 有人匆忙撤退 顷刻旗倒兵散
心齐人能移山 心散啥都白练 空怀满腔激奋 只能叫苦连天
心中正在盘算 后院火光冲天 老婆不甘清苦 毅然投奔大款
亲戚朋友鸟散 如今影只形单 有钱磨能推鬼 没钱难上加难
清明不吃鸡蛋 肯定穷得乱颤 无奈兜里没钱 呆望桌上空碗
眼见一家酒店 门口落红片片 屋内高朋满座 吃得驴脸淌汗
这是谁家摆宴 叫我好生倾羡 推门进去就吃 管他谁付酒钱
好久没吃饱饭 正好今天解谗 甩开舌头鳃帮 专盯生猛海鲜
旁边宾客满满 都在谈笑高喊 哪个管我是谁 只当其中一员
吃个大腹便便 一抹油嘴回见 也是合当命苦 脚上绊了电线
摔个四脚朝天 惊得主人来看 越看越不认识 哪个来蹭白饭
新娘美若天仙 怒火挂在鳃边 小嘴一撅喊打 又吃一顿老拳
为人不甘贫贱 人穷不能志短 我有健壮身体 还怕吃不饱饭
工地热火朝天 我去出力搬砖 混个十天半月 茄子土豆相伴
月底工资清算 工头不给兑现 队里资金紧张 一竿推到来年
妈的这帮混蛋 全都坏了心肝 此地不能留爷 他处照样吃饭
卖了家中彩电 坐在路边摆摊 进些牙签手纸 赔了吆喝买赚
车上喇叭高喊 冲下两个城-管 一脚踢飞摊床 真真武功非凡
急忙上去说理 被骂真不要脸 伸手欲夺手纸 手上多把铁钳
号里蹲了一天 眼中金星闪闪 晕头涨脑出笼 垂头丧气望天
夜晚地冻天寒 冷个哆嗦乱颤 风中瑟瑟发抖 路人有谁可怜
推车小区乱转 高喊破烂换钱 一天风吹日晒 收得半车不满
回家洗洗涮涮 警-察登门见面 说是收了赃物 惊我一身冷汗
人是爹妈包办 为啥就分贵贱 追问烈祖烈宗 为啥我不姓钱
别人无法无天 我却总踩红线 都说天不绝人 霉运啥时算完
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天，最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天，我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走，这不是静止火车里，与相邻列车交错时，仿佛自己在前进的错觉，而是我们真实的在成长，在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离，这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人，充满变数，我于是后退一步，静静的看着，直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生，而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，应该一直留有一个地方，独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么，不知道是谁，不知道如何去爱，也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情，也许永远都没有人。可是，这种等待，就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我们才发现，它一直都是很轻，很轻的。我们以为爱的很深，很深，来日岁月，会让你知道，它不过很浅，很浅。最深和最重的爱，必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果没有感性，就要理性;如果没有理性，就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.