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经典骂人的话越脏越好XX,你生儿子没屁-眼,老爸卖屁-眼,你自己烂屁-眼,爱吃鸡屁-眼。发财致富有绝招,你妈发骚你磨刀,不偷不抢也有招,走街串巷踩高跷,大喊一声“磨剪子嘞抢菜刀”。你柠檬头,苦瓜脸,腊肠嘴,死鱼眼,长短手,鸡胸,狗肚,饭桶腰,除了创造大粪,你还有什么追求?你就值根阴-毛,你狡猾,老歼,卑鄙,无耻,下流,没品,滑头,老狐狸,诶,XX你信不信,我能一巴掌把你打到墙上抠都抠不下来?你要耍帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖,你走道直扭胯骨轴子,手里拎俩玻璃球子,可满地里拣烟头子,大肚婆看到你就难产。 骂人的话 越脏越好
XX啊,你撒泡尿想照照自己,尿都吓得散开了。建议你吃点痔疮药,治疗一下口蹄疫。天下之大,大不过你缺的那块心眼。长的对不起人民对不起党,我一个天马流星拳给你挂月亮上,让你明白什么叫月亮惹的祸;我再一记正脚背给你卷到河边,让你看看浪花一朵朵;最后我再朝你脸来一泡大黄尿,让你知道什么是留着泪的你的脸。我用放大镜也木找到长在你爸中间位置的那根棍,难道你家都是无性繁殖么?就凭你这鸟样儿,该死的XX我告诉你,你拉大旋,扯大彪,和大泥,耍大刀,你还一个灌蓝窜老高。墙头上跑马,不回头的畜牲,你九岁带小女孩看A片,十岁用文胸当眼镜带。垃圾XX,今儿是怎么了?出门儿吃错药了?还是忘吃药了?擦粉进棺材,死要面子的主。天有天道,地有地道,猫有猫道,狗有狗道,你爸不走正道,你妈不守妇道,你也不尽孝道。我替你们全家感到耻辱。龟兔赛跑,猪当裁判,你说谁跑得快吧。给你点颜色你就能开染坊,不给你打成满脸桃花开你就不知道花儿为什么这样红。你妈去动物园逛了一圈就有了你,你身上绑满手榴弹,还说要参加星球大战,破锅自有破锅盖,丑鬼自有丑女爱,只要情深意似海,麻子也能放光彩。
真不知道是谁裤衩子没遮严把你给漏出来了,前半年无事可做,后半年有事做不成,我说XX啊XX,长夜漫漫,你无心睡眠,只因你妈叫声连连。只要你敢死,我就敢埋。给你一点脸你就不知道自己是个什么东西了?草你媳妇她老婆婆,XX你是不是尿频、尿急、尿不劲尿痛、尿血、尿等待啊?如果你可以滚的像光速一样快的话,我鼓励你超越光速。你的长相拖网速。
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爸妈真变-态生你这个烂摊祸简直是倒了八辈子霉,因为你长像丑陋城市交通事故日日增长,从百分之1增长到百分之100,平均食欲不良者高达到世界顶峰,由于你的容貌我们国家几乎年年世界大战,为了世界和平百姓平平安安,换了我是你爸妈生你出来就该掐死,你还能活到现在简直成了世界第一奇迹你一定非常不容易,你脸真厚墙壁看见你都觉得自己很自备
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恐龙看见你都觉得自己没的跟你比
你都成了侏罗纪的主人了,恐龙一族的老将现在倒好哪国都怕你,都是你的长相有功劳,国家多给你搬奖章了 经典骂人话带脏字
你妈卖逼发了财成了世界最有名的卖逼富,这是你家何等的荣誉 啊 你爸也是靠卖成了才,世世代代传到你这,全世界大有名气就属你家卖逼卖刁大发富,只要有钱狗,猪,牛,羊,鸡,鸭,鹅,飞禽走兽都可以操你全家你们也成了世界怪兽发源地全世界的禽畜都是你们家的近-亲,这是你们的荣幸光荣 啊 一句成语形容你们全家正好,臭名远扬
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.