给老丈人拜年的话

2014-08-03

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给老丈人拜年的话民-国十年。

为人老实巴交的四福因为头一年给老丈人拜年,而一夜之间成了运河两岸的知名人物。

那年的庄稼收成不好。

四福腊月里娶的媳妇,为了让媳妇过个高兴的年,全家人省吃俭用,四福心里对父母愧疚:从媳妇进家,四福就没吃过一顿饱饭!

转眼到了正月初四。

运河边上特有的风俗:女婿给老丈人丈母娘拜年的日子。( 文章阅读网:www.sanwen.net )

四福媳妇姊妹五个。她最校他知道父亲的脾性。

临行再三告诫四福:我家礼数大,头一年见面,一切都要安礼数来。

四福憨憨的样子:不就是吃饭前不要忘了磕头吗!

媳妇婉转:桌子上的菜,我爹不动筷子,都不要动。我爹动筷子了,你也不要动!

四福有些懵懂:那怎么办?

媳妇只好直说:我爹动筷子了,依次是大姐夫,二姐夫,三姐夫,四姐夫。最后才轮到你。

四福有些糊涂了:你姐夫们要是都不动筷子,我不就要饿坏了!

媳妇有些不耐烦:这样吧,到吃饭的时候,我用筷子敲一下桌子,你就吃一口菜。免得出洋相!

四福诺诺。

果然。

老丈人对女婿们已是训练有素了:老丈人先在正座坐好。几个女婿才依次落座。菜上来了。六个盘子八个碗。咋一看挺丰盛。仔细一瞅,便知几个硬菜碗里有些蹊跷——几块肉片子的下面全是用白菜衬着。鸡么的鱼么的丸子么的都是如此。

老丈人轻轻咳嗽一声:安运河岸边的规矩,先和三杯酒!

几个女婿都和老丈人同步,喝了三杯酒。

谁也没有动筷子:因为老丈人没有动筷子!

几个女婿依次给老丈人敬酒。拜年的话一个比一个好听。

轮到四福敬酒。

四福也不含糊:他把几个连襟的话连起来说了一遍!

老丈人高兴:听说四福不善言辞,今天一见,比想象的好多了!

老丈人举起筷子:趁热吃菜!

老丈人先吃了一口菜。

几个女婿各取所好,依次动了筷子。

四福没有动。老丈人催促。四福还是没动:你们先吃着!

屋外,四福媳妇用筷子敲了一下桌子:四福夹了一块藕夹。

老丈人高兴:老五女婿真够懂事儿的!大伙别拘着,吃菜!

几个女婿又是依次吃菜。

四福还是最后一个:老丈人并没注意屋外的响动。

酒喝得差不多了。

桌上的菜看上去还有不少。

老丈人有些醉的眼神里,对四福多了几分赞许。

院子里,一个大公鸡在吃盆里的剩食。尖尖的嘴把个瓦盆啄的噹噹响。

四福一反常态:一个劲的往嘴里夹菜!

老丈人傻眼了!

四个连襟嘴里已乐出声!

四福还在急急的夹菜:尽管那菜已是咽不迭当!

姊妹几个都挤在门框来看热闹。

四福媳妇发了一个愣:急急的跑到院子里把那大公鸡撵走!

老丈人发话:你们都走吧,五妮晚一会儿再说!

几个连襟用异样的眼神看着四福惺惺的走了。

四福媳妇在里屋把和四福的约定给爹娘说了个透彻。

丈母娘只是在闺女的额头上狠狠的指点了几下:哪有你这样管教男人的!

老丈人有些酒了:傻小子夹菜——跟不上点了啊!

没出几天。运河两岸一个歇后语诞生了。

某人干事老是不顺当。人们顺口就说——傻小子夹菜了吧,跟不上点了!

扩展阅读:

非常经典有深度的电影英文台词

1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.