骂人很脏的话
《骂人很脏的话》好句子大全
骂人很脏的话这飞机也是柴油的。
给丫碎钱(压岁钱)
这小伙子长得，把脸挡上跟个演员似的……
山中走兽云中燕，陆地牛羊海底鲜，猴头燕窝鲨鱼翅，熊掌干贝鹿尾尖!甩开腮帮子，撩开后槽牙。饭菜如长江流水，似风卷残云，就跟倒土箱子里似的……
烙饼卷馒头就着米饭吃。
上次喝多了，拿筷子当鸡爪子，吃了一根半。( 文章阅读网：www.sanwen.net )
龙虾，海蟹，哈哈!我就爱吃带壳的!服务员，给他来盘瓜子
从今儿起，我吃龙虾再也不就饼了。
桌上摆着四盘菜，打开第一个看，呵!真好!老醋花生!打开第二个，更好了!老醋花生!第三个打开，花生，没醋!第四个一看，一盘醋!
他放个屁能把白裤衩儿崩成菊花儿的
此处不留爷，自有留爷处 处处不留爷，老子上铁路!
每一个成功的男人背后都有一个女人,但我失败了,因为我背后有两个女人
想出名，先出书 想出书，先出事~!
您大点声不费电!
原来会说话呀,我还以为是瞎子呢
不想当厨子的裁缝不是好司机。
谁要不认识他，谁就没吃过猪肉。
小妞，给大爷笑一个，不笑，那大爷给你笑一个
走自己的路，想说谁说谁去吧!
我是一个二手的科学家
散场大家都别走啊，我请大家吃饭———谁去谁掏钱。
“大爷，美国怎么走啊?”“那谁知道碍…问村长去qq分组设计 !”
铁岭到美国还差好几站地呢!
白宫那个白呦--刚刷的浆。
西门大官人和金莲的真挚爱情故事~~
不能报国平天下，我是谁的丈夫!
太贫歌词版快使用双截棍哼哼哈依~~~这就完了~你两死这了~~
诶~~这学生，太招人稀罕了，我，我认你当我干爹。来，义父，坐，义父
美国女神嘛，这手拿着火炬，这手拿着书，这是告诉我们停电也要学习。
我嫂子嫁给我了 她一开始 是我弟妹
不就是割点肉嘛，从大腿上一刀切下来斤多，吃的好你再来 这老太太接过肉来，双手颤抖着看着，太肥了。
范先生女儿让流氓侮辱站起身来提着篮子说：吓死我了，我还以为抢鸡蛋那
来半瓶啤酒我们一醉方休
没挨过科学家的打是吧
等我有钱了也买件带领子的衣服。
人干点好事总想让鬼神知道 干点坏事总让鬼神不知道 我们太让鬼为难了
花二百元钱买一小猪儿，吱儿吱儿喝水，嘎巴嘎巴吃豆，解墙头扔过去，吱儿的一声，你猜怎么着———死了!
禽兽(群众)的眼睛是雪亮的
他很传统 不喜欢出去玩 就喜欢看书 屋子里各种版本的金瓶梅都有
老头儿就剩一个牙了，结果吃东西还塞牙了!——吃藕套眼儿里头了
他们家人出门不捡着东西就算丢
你无耻的样子，颇有我年轻时候的神韵。
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天，最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天，我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走，这不是静止火车里，与相邻列车交错时，仿佛自己在前进的错觉，而是我们真实的在成长，在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离，这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人，充满变数，我于是后退一步，静静的看着，直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生，而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，应该一直留有一个地方，独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么，不知道是谁，不知道如何去爱，也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情，也许永远都没有人。可是，这种等待，就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我们才发现，它一直都是很轻，很轻的。我们以为爱的很深，很深，来日岁月，会让你知道，它不过很浅，很浅。最深和最重的爱，必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果没有感性，就要理性;如果没有理性，就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.