骂人最绝的话
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骂人最绝的话你始终没有沦为一个优秀的大学生，看来你坚强的品质真的很坚很强!
小时候我认为你可以挽救整个世界，等长大后才发现整个世界都挽救不了你……
你有着中华的优良传统，很节约，拉屎从来不用纸，吃饭从来不用筷子，而且从来不洗手，你说：铺张水做什么呢?
我对你的崇拜真的如同滔滔江水绵绵不绝，世界上只有你做到了：一个人出错误并不难，难的是一辈子只出错误，从不改正。我不会眼睁睁地看着你往跳下悬崖的，我会闭上眼睛的。也许你还会有奇遇哦!
给点阳光你就腐烂。
孟母三迁的故事实在说明她是有个好儿子，假如换了你，搬一百次家也没用!( 文章阅读网：www.sanwen.net )
测试测试你的智力吧，看看你到底笨到什么程度了。
俗话说的很好很好：你笑，全世界都随着你笑;你哭，全世界只有你一个人哭。
鸭子太嚣张，兔子太多嘴，你是猪，你很乖。来，吃点东西!
小屁孩，瞧你那包子样，还怨狗随着!
看你玉树临风，英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，人见人 ，花见花开，想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽，而且据我观察，你肯定从小缺钙，长大缺 ，姥姥不疼，舅舅不 。左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍!后天属核桃的，欠捶!终生属破摩托的，欠踹!找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧!看看啊，你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦!现在把你丢到厕所里，厕所都能吐了，把你扔进黑洞里，黑洞也能自我爆炸了!你说你，姑奶奶我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱!金剑不练，练淫贱!给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人!真是的，何必呢?! (哈哈，这段真是太有才了)
颠颠狂狂，疯狂的撕扯自己的脸皮，直到皮开肉绽，鲜血淋漓，还不忘在伤口上撒把盐，直到哭爹喊娘，还幼稚地以为撒把糖可以止痛，倒点醋可以止血，结果只能喝点酒，直接撞墙，豆腐脑哗哗直冒，形成优美的泼墨画，自己直接天昏地暗，魂归天国，剩下的那副躯壳摇摇晃晃，扑咚一声掉进茅厕坑，只能落个屁滚尿流，口水直溅，鼻涕直淌，脑袋晃悠，屎尿横飞。哇，多么惊人艺术的写意画，线条多么优美，轮廓多么清晰，形成的多么流畅，世界因此变的疯狂，地球面临破碎的边源，.有如黑洞一般深不可测。 步若春拂柳,手若凝脂玉.头若波浪鼓,两眼缪春花.浪荡风流人,双手勤摇扇.衣衫带花衣,两步并三步.扑通狗吃屎,小狗勤造水.造完蹬蹬腿,春雨勤张嘴.学狗蹬蹬腿,喝完咂咂嘴.当场蜕衣衫,学狗勤撒水.
屁股猛摇摆，犹如花瓣开。霹历一声响，响若炸跑弹。两眼迷离，拿屎当饭。向前死啃，满嘴屎屑。四溅横飞，全身皆屎。见人猛蹭，巴掌猛甩。向天三呐喊，满揣屎粪堆。屎尿臭熏天，猛往肚里塞。四窜寻屎坑，见屎往里扑。满目皆是屎，满嘴皆臭牙。哈气臭熏天，万物皆枯萎。世界大恐慌。
赤裸裸跑到大街上去了，扭动着你红红的大屁股，颤巍巍的，一时间嚎叫不段真是有如惊天地，动鬼神，神魂皆丧，鬼胆俱破，天地一时间变成了灰色，失去了光彩，所以你的屁股实在是有毁天灭地之能，实在是天下第一暴露狂，是天下淫贱无耻下流人的凯模，实在是天下第一不要脸人的典范。城墙推不倒，脸皮比天高，脚踏颠狂步，屁股怒朝天。 (一个比一个牛)
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天，最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天，我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走，这不是静止火车里，与相邻列车交错时，仿佛自己在前进的错觉，而是我们真实的在成长，在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离，这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人，充满变数，我于是后退一步，静静的看着，直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生，而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，应该一直留有一个地方，独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么，不知道是谁，不知道如何去爱，也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情，也许永远都没有人。可是，这种等待，就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我们才发现，它一直都是很轻，很轻的。我们以为爱的很深，很深，来日岁月，会让你知道，它不过很浅，很浅。最深和最重的爱，必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果没有感性，就要理性;如果没有理性，就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.