骂小三最狠的话

2014-09-13

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骂小三最狠的话6、天下之大,大不过你缺的那块心眼。

随这时代的进步,骂人已经不在是草泥马的天下,J8,吊,草以成过去.要适应时代的脚步~

下面那段话,献给一个坠足的大婶叫啥不重要.张啥德行也不重要.重要的就是.她一靠身体过活,又出来说自己干净牛X人士.对此我对他表示忠心问候

听说姐姐你接活都上3G网了。走步走的挺快阿。不亏是4条的东西。是没法比。这天天没少争吧。又移动又互联的就差交通了吧。一天少说也得5毛8吧。姐姐我知道你大方。一般完活。那8分你都不要。你怕没那2分钱找零吧。说你生活也不容易,天天为了那5毛8,你东也走西也去的。那破自行车也该换换了。轮胎都漂了。你还骑。你那车也不容易。就姐姐你这奔200的人了。天天驮这你也挺累。三藏师傅那白龙马还得吃点草呢。你连自行车你都不打气。别为省那一毛钱。亏待了自己。多不直那 /我知道,姐姐你一直都有个梦想。就是攒钱把你破自行车给鸟枪换大-炮了换个电动的。为了这个梦,你说你天天嘴里跑火车。底下走轮船的。你也不累阿。没事多休息休息。别累坏了。上医院多贵阿。听说上次看病走错了。跑人宠物医院去了。人家不接待你,你还和人急了。对吧。是有这事吧 ,你说要不去吧。有个三长两短的,你叫街边那些拾荒者,那些自由职业人都杂活阿。没有了你哪能衬托出他们的美丽阿。对吧。世界少了你。地球不会转了。都走错轨道上火星了。咱这都是为你好。听咱句吧。给自行车打气。被累坏了身子。对了听说你还养宠物了。在排水管道里捞点蝌蚪回家圈养了。想养大吃肉。姐姐那玩意不干净。别养了。你说你起一身蛤-蟆赖杂整阿。那紧有的5毛8不也没啦~对吧。您看是这理吧 /对听说日本大师看见你了。和你睡一夜之后。第2天就写一剧本。还发一比。就以你为原形塑造贞子。还发展了续集 好象还是20世界最恐怖的电影。姐姐你这是功不可没阿。你说你为电影事业做了多大的贡献。奥斯卡都应该给你一特别贡献奖。听说有一次你感冒。有位先生想找你来安慰一下心灵,你不顾自己。以轻伤不下火线为原则。安慰了他一夜。第2天。你们村委会知道了。还要颁发给一个什么 行业状元那奖对吗?奖品是俩泡泡糖。你都感动流泪了~当时就吃了。后来有点后悔。你有吐出来拿纸给包上了。留这以后吃是吧姐姐。上次东非战乱,联合国要派你去维和。姐姐你2话都没说卷起铺盖就上东非了。去了之后你也不能用慰按的方式抚平人家战后的创伤吧。就说你拿那个当爱好,你也得为东非的人民找想阿,平白无辜得上爱滋多难过阿。好了,姐姐咱也不深说你了。好自为知阿。

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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词

1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.