骂男人的话

2014-09-13

《骂男人的话》好句子大全

骂男人的话道德标准往下降(俗话的近朱者赤近墨者黑就这样)

你活着祸害人间(你还是死了吧)

死了污染净土地(还是先活着吧)

埋了浪费地资源(现在中国人口多、地表价格高升、埋你、浪费)

垃圾尚可埋地下(大部分垃圾都是埋地下的)

回收利用有机物(N年后变成了有用的矿物质)( 文章阅读网:www.sanwen.net )

你适合断手断脚(求自行了断吧、别脏了别人的手)

你适合全身腐烂(最好全身都是蛆虫、爬到你眼睛鼻子、当你身体游乐场)

等空气慢慢氧化(估计你身体排出的二氧化碳比一个大工厂的还要多、因为你实在是太肮脏)

当自己英俊潇洒(这句话那个啥、、、、你先照照镜子)

其实人渣中极品(世人公认的)

禽兽中的顶级兽(大家知晓的)

吃喝嫖赌胡炳祥

麻-古冰-毒样样全(标准的二等残废、诅咒你那么小的一根也废了、一秒就射、性无能)

抽烟喝酒像吸毒(装逼一样、出门带中华、酒吧喝洋酒、在家抽利群、房间喝饮料)

泡妞把马跑小腿(泡妞的适合死皮赖脸、你TMD口袋没钱看你把谁)

衣着光鲜到处跑(我衣服两千、我袜子一百八、TMD有本事自己赚钱买、要明白再光鲜的衣物都无法阻挡你丑陋下贱的一面)

其实都是老婆养(我真同情她、可是也为她感到庆幸、至少她会赚钱、可以把你的自尊死死的压在裤裆下、否则她会更痛苦)

除了嘴巴就鸡-巴(大头想着怎么让小头得逞、其实大头还不如小头、至少小头不虚伪、比较实在、大头全是花花肠子)

骗了女人上了床(床上时、我爱你、从没这么爱过一个人、床下时、别烦我、我没钱)

脚底抹油一溜跑(玩够了、人影都不见、电话关机、哪个傻姐妹再被他伤害的话、找我要他家里的地址、死了也把他挖出来)

口口声声有自尊(你是蛮有自尊的、只是都被万人践踏在脚底下)

自尊却被踩脚底(只能当你有朋友、自己最清楚、口袋没钱、你什么都不是)

长相丑陋还不说(看看你那副德行、看上你的人可能是没戴有色眼镜、看你这个人适合戴有色眼镜)

心肠也像黑底锅(心黑不是争对一个人、老婆、儿子、老爸、老妈、完全无视、伤害一次次)

又黑又矮挺小腹(看看肚子挺挺的、貌似挺有钱的)

肚里老婆血汗钱(其实你TMD那肚子是你老婆的血汗钱给你养大的)

装逼比谁都会装(这个就不用说了,万人皆知)

其实TMD一草包(蛮像草包、真以为姐那么喜欢你、太看得起自己了)

我说这位胡先生(泡妞的时候都说、我叫胡兵、胡兵是很帅明星哦、可惜你不配、你就这么点道德底线)

为你感到真羞愧(我都觉得不好意思说了、你不羞、我怕会自己羞死)

居然现在还活着(真能撑、活到现在)

只要和你站一起(只要是女人和你站一起、都嘎不般配)

扩展阅读:

非常经典有深度的电影英文台词

1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.