骂小三的话越毒越好
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骂小三的话越毒越好、波大不好,容易跌到.
你的不好,一大一小.
我的正好,不大不小
12、男人要出三条腿,女人要出矿泉水 骂人的话 越毒越好带脏字
13、上面亲嘴嘴,下面流水水,左手拿的避*孕*套,右手拿的白奶罩,透的你妈AOAO叫!透的你妈AOAO叫!
14、高高山上一竿旗,那有姐夫跨小姨,手摸奶头脚踹BI,jiba顶在肚母脐( 文章阅读网:www.sanwen.net )
15、左手恰腰,右手遥摇个ji ba mao!
右手恰腰,左手咳。咳你妈了bi
16、男人赚钱为什么,我操我操
女人赚钱为什么,我要我要
女人说:老公老公我还要,就是不要你睡觉!
男人说:在要全是尿!
17、手里拿着掌中宝,得谁跟谁搞!
手里拿着扑克牌,得谁跟谁来!
手里拿着毛巾被,得谁跟谁睡!
手里拿着圆珠笔,得谁跟谁匹!
手里拿着避*孕*套,得谁跟谁cao!
18、男人不和醉,女人没小费。女人不喝醉,男人没机会!男女不喝醉,大酒店没人睡!
19、迪吧人真多呀!靓女也不少,大家搞一搞哇,处*女变大嫂!
鸳鸯,鸳鸯,只有鸳和鸯,貌似没有鸭子吧?
三,怎么说,你在我眼里就是内个非人类。
三啊,你说,她是喜欢你还是喜欢我?
好好的一个男人,何必要当小三呢?
如果你是因为有心理缺陷,需要人来关爱,可以去找你妈。
x1n 安 理 得 ,我知道你不会写这几个字。
鸭 子 ,就是鸭子、让我不知怎么形容。
。。。我觉得你也倒霉啊,小三最难办了。
我也不太会骂人,骂人不好,掉自己风度埃
你要一个脏字不带的损死他,这样才厉害呢~。
1、“新一代的洗衣粉,新一代的人,新一代的狗男女造*爱不关门,为什么不关门?门外有男人,为什么有男人?因为有贱人。”
2、“麦当劳,麦当劳,卖个ji ba mao。肯德基,肯德基,啃你妈啦Bi。
3、“摇头爽不爽呀,没有做*爱爽呀。做*爱爽不爽呀,没有摇头爽呀!到底哪个爽呀?还是做*爱爽呀!到底那个爽呀?还是做*爱爽呀!”
4、“从前有座山,山里有座庙,庙里有个老和尚,cao bi 不带套。为什么不带套,因为没大号!从前有座山,山里有座庙,庙里有个老尼姑,cao bi有一套。为什么有一套,她重来都不叫!为什么不叫,我也不知道!
5、摇摇你的头,摇摇你的背。摇摇你的老婆。回家陪我睡 骂人的话 越毒越好带脏字
6、“一二三四五,使劲往里处呀。六七八-九十,坚持半小时!半小时不够,再来三小时”
7、“摇啊摇啊摇啊摇,摇掉ji ba mao.嗨呀嗨呀嗨呀嗨,嗨你妈啦bi!”
8、三轮车跑的快上面坐个老太太:要五毛给一块你说奇怪不奇怪:不奇怪不奇怪我想和她谈恋爱:我想带她回家去*做*爱
9、你拍一,我拍一,我们一起“打飞机”
你拍二,我拍二,看谁是个“软小二”
你拍三,我拍三,做*爱其实很简单
你拍四,我拍四,一晚搞个七八次
你拍五,我拍五,脱光衣服来跳舞
10、结婚了吧,倒霉了吧,以后没有自由了吧!!!
离婚了吧,后悔了吧.今后打-炮花钱了吧!!!
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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词
1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.